I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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