Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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