: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He had one of those small greek statue penises
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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