Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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