Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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