im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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