hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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