i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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