He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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