i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
It's not a walk of shame if you run
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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