He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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