new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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