she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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