toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i just google imaged poop.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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