it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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