I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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