dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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