Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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