Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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