batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Alive.
So much puke
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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