He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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