people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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