was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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