I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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