Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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