I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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