so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
He shit in the fireplace
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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