break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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