using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
