I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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