I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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