i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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