biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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