I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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