And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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