I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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