I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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