I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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