summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
don't judge my taste in strippers
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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