On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
