woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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