what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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