everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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