The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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