Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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