Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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