The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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