I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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