Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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