After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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