I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
